You’re Going to Need this Guide if it’s your First Visit to Pattaya…
Take a good look at the picture above. To the ordinary eye what you see is a bathtub and a pool float. But there’s more to it than that! You’ll find out more about it over here at the Pattaya Soapy Massage section you’re in a hurry.
If you still can’t figure out what those are for well I’ll just say you will have a lot of fun with them with a pretty little Thai girl!
But’s that’s what we’re here for. We’re putting all the information you’ll need here on one website so you can have a stress free time exploring Pattaya’s red light districts.
We’ve even set up a guide for those who are only here in Pattaya for 1 night, 2 nights and 3 nights. Take a look at them as sort of an action plan.
We’ll pin point the places you should check out since your play time is short. But we always recommend visitors to explore on their own too.
“Like Bangkok, Pattaya is one of the easiest cities to get laid in…”
Pattaya is a city that advertises sex freely. But that doesn’t mean you can have sex right in the middle of the street or on the beach. Thailand overall is still considered a conservative country. I know, you might think I’m crazy for saying that. Try and get a blow job on the street in front of a fruit stand and you’ll get busted for public indecency.
Which is why if you’re a newbie, be sure to check out Tips for First Timers section. There you’ll get the low down on behaving in Sin City. As well as the usual information you’ll need like where to find condoms and willing Thai street hookers to use them on.
But you’ll also find basic travel information such as how to get from Bangkok to Pattaya and vice versa. You’ll also find which hotels you should be staying at as well as which areas. The worst thing you can do is pick a hotel that too far from all the action.
Now if you’re the kind of traveler that doesn’t need the additional hand holding and you just want to jump into the thick of it all, check out:
- 1 Night in Pattaya – In this section if all you’ve got is one night or at least 8 hours, here are my recommendations for go go bars and oil massage.
- 2 Nights in Pattaya – In this section if you got two full nights to play with then I suggest picking up some Thai freelancers.
- 3 Nights in Pattaya – To some three days is still not enough but believe me it is. I’ll come out and say that not every go go bar has the best looking girls. Not all the soapies in Pattaya and oil massage shops with happy endings have the prettiest girls. So you really got to pick and choose the places or else you’re just wasting valuable time.